FAQ's

Question:  What do squirrels taste like?

Answer:  They taste like chicken. Everything you can’t catch tastes like chicken. 

Question:  The water in my metal bowl tastes funny after it sits for a while.  Is that okay?

Answer:  That is not okay. Metal bowls can shed weird-tasting metals like nickel or even lead, especially over time. This happens because not all stainless steel is created with equal quality standards. Our ceramic bowls, are 100% human food grade and made to keep your water tasting as fresh as the moment it was poured.  

Question: Can I file an animal cruelty complaint if my human has been cutting my treats in half and calling them a whole treat?

Answer:  Oh, absolutely.  In the court of Dog Law, that is a reprehensible crime. We recommend giving your human side eyes and sighing dramatically; it’s a proven negotiation tactic.

Question: What does the mailman taste like?

Answer:  Probably chicken? Or maybe more of a mystery flavor. Better leave this one to the imagination.

Question:  My plastic bowl smells funny, but my human says it smells clean to her. What is going on?

Answer:  Plastic bowls can get tiny scratches that hold  bacteria and smell (gross, right?). Your human’s nose just isn’t as finely attuned as yours. Ask your human for a ceramic bowl instead of plastic, like our Ceramic Pedestal bowls that are hyper hygienic, ergonomic, and beautiful!

Question: Why do I have to walk on a leash, but my humans don’t?

Answer:  Good question! Something about “societal rules” and “safety.”  They get their exercise chasing after you anyway.